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***** WARNING *****this is a departure from the usual stupidity on here.

i recently burnt the shit outta the inside of my calf. got a little too cozy with the exhaust pipe of my friend's quad. not the tip, the portion that comes out of the head. left a heinous 5"x1" nasty oozing painful burn. not giving it a shred of first aid for 3 days didn't help.

anyways, i used aloe, mupirocen, cortizone... nothing was really getting to it and after 2 weeks it showed no sign of recovery. i was at the dermatologist and she prescribed SILVADENE.

this is a killer product. amazing stuff. after one day, it was on the mend. it's used on road rash and burns. it's truly amazing stuff. if you ever get a serious burn or road rash, get this stuff. it is the shit*



* not to be eaten like the stuff you normally eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner

wild beast wrote:i recently burnt the shit outta the inside of my calf.

Why are you cooking a cow in a microwave?

As an off-raod motorcyclist, the fact that you ride a quad (and manage to burn yourself doing it) is hilariously unsurprising.

Lox wrote:off-raod motorcyclist

Buddy of mine brought his two Yamahas down, I rode the 250 real briefly. Shit is tight. Tomorrow we go exploring on them.

Oh hell yeh.

ROOOOOOOOOOST !!!!!!!!!111

low CG and over a foot of travel makes for a very capable vehicle, mountain bike feels dangerously sketchy now!

Superb exploration device, but while I can still get there under my own power I will keep doing so. Plus the ranchers don't seem to give a shit about MTB, while they get a little pissy about the dirtbikes.

Yeah, I have found the dirtbike to be less-than-ideal for boldering applications past exploring vast amounts of back country quickly. The main draw for that is that roads become arbitrary to where you want to go. I've seen some limestone on the Kaibab on a dirtbike that would be amazing to climb if it wasn't so remote and filled with pictographs.

I find the dirtbike to be more suited to day-off activity, specifically, riding singletrack. Its the closest to this you can get:



And I always wanted to do that...

Lox wrote:As an off-raod motorcyclist, the fact that you ride a quad (and manage to burn yourself doing it) is hilariously unsurprising.

and i am unsurprised that you, as a "one size fits all" shiteater, doesn't get that certain ohv's far outshine others in particular environments.



your little pussy bitch fag bike would seize in about 10 minutes of you, both feet on the sand, trying to push it out, looking like a crazed dog fucking a cat.

of course on a rocky hard pack trail with moderate relief, your bike would great!

As ususal, the dumbass quadtard tries to defend his flatbillin' doucheness.

Nice pic of whats currently pouring out of your vagina though!

Looks like a trike to me, I have ridden motorcycles offroad since i was pretty young and have been on a trike a few times and always found it really awkward to steer, definitely a different beast , it has been awhile but I recall it being more like a snowmobile in that you had to lean more dramatically and move your body further away from the machine itself to get it turn sharply.

Three wheelers are reserved for a special brand of idiots who are too stupid to buy a quad, with one noted exception. The Honda 200R three wheeler from the mid-80s is a quite-capable farm machine.

Dune riders on three-wheelers are a sure-fire ER trip as they begin to really get into their supply of Natty Lite.

flippy tricks look hard.