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calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:50 pm
by automated
folks, anyone here have the following qualifications?

Open Source programmer with experience in programming content management systems and with knowledge of Perl, PHP, MySQL and Apache servers. Can be located anywhere. This is a freelance position and work is on a project basis.

if so pm me.

pip pip cheerio!

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:59 pm
by pmahnn
Dang, I only know closed source.

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:39 am
by malachi
WTF do you need Perl for if you're developing a web CMS? PHP + Perl? Seriously.
for that matter, building your own CMS is insane given that they're like 3k CMS options out there (and at least 500 are free).

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:46 am
by automated
already have the cms, but familiarity is nice.

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:49 pm
by pmahnn
My perl scripting knows no bounds.

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#!/usr/bin/perl

# Make a directory for this projects output files
system("mkdir \"e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\";");

# Read the header and variable information from the SPSS dataset
system("spssread.pl -h $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\header.txt");
system("spssread.pl -r $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\variables.txt");
system("spssread.pl -l $ARGV[0].sav > e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\labels.txt");

# Create the R script to import/export the SPSS dataset
open(plfile, ">e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\code.r");
print plfile "library(foreign);\n";
print plfile "tfile <- read.spss(\"e:\\\\library\\\\spss\\\\$ARGV[0].sav\", use.value.labels = FALSE);\n";
print plfile "write.table(tfile,file=\"e:\\\\library\\\\spss\\\\$ARGV[0]\\\\output.txt\");\n";
close(plfile);

# Call R and execute the R script
system("R --no-save < \"e:\\library\\spss\\$ARGV[0]\\code.r\"");

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:02 pm
by zirc
i can post on web forums.

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:16 pm
by actionhero
Skillz that pay the billz

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:43 pm
by malachi
Code: Select all
#!/usr/local/bin/perl

# begin obsfucated Perl code

@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

# end

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:26 pm
by pmahnn
I have a profound respect for people who can obfuscate code to such a degree.

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:22 am
by Ikefromla
this thread confuses me.

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:24 am
by leaverbiner
are you guys talking about cars again?

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:53 pm
by drater
this thread is full of awesome.

also:

Fantastico
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Upload theme/plugins
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Load spammy scraped content via csv
Drop links
????
OBEY ONE SIMPLE RULE!!!
Profit

Re: calling programmerzzz

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:06 pm
by hweight
drater wrote:this thread is full of awesome.


Load spammy scraped content via csv



For some reason, this phrase makes me think of abortions. Creepy.