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Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:01 pm
by malachi
So... someone commented that it seems like boulderers are kind of inbred and boring - that all they do is boulder and all they talk about is bouldering. I corrected this person - pointing out that boulders also talk about drinking, smoking and people they hate. The response, "so you all talk shit - but really don't DO anything but boulder."

Are there other sports you pursue with ANY degree of passion and commitment (I'm not talking about fucking Thanksgiving football games, subscribing to ESPN the magazine, etc). And no... neither poker nor golf are sports.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:17 pm
by bazo qop
Does chess count?

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:26 pm
by malachi
Clearly nothing that a fucking card carrying Mensa member would be proud of is "sport"
So no - chess doesn't count. And neither does Magic the freaking Gathering, OK?

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:32 pm
by bazo qop
You don't need to be a member of Mensa to play chess..


I once knew a mentally retarded man who could play it very well..

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:12 pm
by Lox
Playstation!

(and bike commuting)

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:35 pm
by actionhero
Does rock climbing count?

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:59 pm
by evil temptress
Used to mountain bike, now I mainly road bike.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:21 pm
by dm
In the last few years I've played competitive indoor cricket, indoor hockey, futsal, touch football and I'm playing my first game of ultimate frisbee tonight. I also run about 20km a week. I'm only really climbing once or twice a week at the moment though.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:47 am
by leaverbiner
Paddle Tennis - also referred to as Platform Tennis.

used to play Ice Hockey - which led to my hip issues. . . hoops, golf and run, only one of those 3 is approved by my surgeon, but what does he know!?

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:14 pm
by STFU
the only valid non-climbing sports are race car driving and bull fighting

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:58 pm
by malachi
STFU wrote:the only valid non-climbing sports are race car driving and bull fighting


if by "race car" you mean "rally" then I'd put it on the list. If you mean NASCAR or autocross, then I call bullshit.

and i would add hockey.

oh... and outrigger canoe racing (of course). See below:


Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:11 pm
by Lox
Did you see Talladega this weekend?!?!?

Holy wreck city !!!1 SHRN !!

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:18 pm
by evil temptress
I drove right by it! Holly recknecks batman!

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:22 pm
by Mr. Natural
does life count? my life feels like a brutal contact sport with fluid rules. just sayin'.

that, and t.v., complete my recreative oeuvre.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:24 pm
by Mr. Natural
dm wrote:I'm only really climbing once or twice a week at the moment though.

leave. now. don't ever come back.

on second thought, just die.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:58 pm
by evil temptress
Please tell me you are kidding about actually going to Cracker Barrel.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:38 pm
by zakaspfc
much love for the bacon cheeseburger

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:57 pm
by pander
back on topic,,,

i'm begging you, if and when you come to hueco tanks, please please PLEASE, when away from the park, make an effort to discuss ANYTHING that is not rock climbing. thanks.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:07 pm
by dm
Mr. Natural wrote:
dm wrote:I'm only really climbing once or twice a week at the moment though.

leave. now. don't ever come back.

on second thought, just die.


1). It's fucking hot. 35 ÂșC outside RIGHT NOW.
2). I'm writing a fucking PhD. thesis.
3). Eat a dick.

Re: Other sports

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:12 pm
by malachi
pander wrote:back on topic,,,

i'm begging you, if and when you come to hueco tanks, please please PLEASE, when away from the park, make an effort to discuss ANYTHING that is not rock climbing. thanks.


Looking like that's gonna be unlikely.
I fear the "inbred and boring" comment may prove to be more accurate than I thought.