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turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:07 pm
by toivo
i don't know why i ever made turkey gravy. just the juices- that's all that a warmed up turkey needs. hot pot of turkey juices and there's a turkey fondue on the stove. potato microwaved and life is so easy for one whose hands are so sore i can do no work. just eating turkey.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:29 am
by Ikefromla
toivo wrote:potato microwaved and life is so easy for one whose hands are so sore i can do no work. just eating turkey.

Is this a subtle way of telling us all that I'm not the only one here who climbs? A for effort.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:41 am
by hweight
Ikefromla wrote:Is this a subtle way of telling us all that I'm not the only one here who climbs? A for effort.



Your effort earns a C- at best.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:37 am
by automated
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Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:40 am
by Lox
Lock, stock, and ONE smoking barrel.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:33 am
by toivo
niceporch is right on this one. turkeys are for joy. eat them for joy. if you eat them and are sad, try eating something other than turkeys.

for now, i am still eating turkey. the eternal guests ate it too. this time around, i ate it cold, with cranberry sauce, and dried apricots, and an apple, and a cab, and beer. for the record.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:40 pm
by Bug
Is this about Canadian Thanksgiving?

'Cause I'm thinking to forego the Turkey this year- instead, a leg of venison in dried cherry and morel mushroon sauce.

That's Michigan, baby.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:46 pm
by pander
turkey sucks. eat chicken for thanksgiving!

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:46 pm
by STFU
thanksgiving sucks, feasts all of the days

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:41 pm
by actionhero
Other than the caveman turkey legs you get at carnivals, turkey is a waste of meat.

Re: turkey optimisation

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:45 pm
by VTP
b-teamer can deep fry a bird real good. maybe the best ive had. habanero rub, deep fried. ftw.