turkey optimisation

[toivo]

i don't know why i ever made turkey gravy. just the juices- that's all that a warmed up turkey needs. hot pot of turkey juices and there's a turkey fondue on the stove. potato microwaved and life is so easy for one whose hands are so sore i can do no work. just eating turkey.

[Ikefromla]

potato microwaved and life is so easy for one whose hands are so sore i can do no work. just eating turkey.

Is this a subtle way of telling us all that I'm not the only one here who climbs? A for effort.

[hweight]

Is this a subtle way of telling us all that I'm not the only one here who climbs? A for effort.

Your effort earns a C- at best.

[automated]

in honor of the thread title:

[Lox]

Lock, stock, and ONE smoking barrel.

[toivo]

niceporch is right on this one. turkeys are for joy. eat them for joy. if you eat them and are sad, try eating something other than turkeys.

for now, i am still eating turkey. the eternal guests ate it too. this time around, i ate it cold, with cranberry sauce, and dried apricots, and an apple, and a cab, and beer. for the record.

[Bug]

Is this about Canadian Thanksgiving?

'Cause I'm thinking to forego the Turkey this year- instead, a leg of venison in dried cherry and morel mushroon sauce.

That's Michigan, baby.

[pander]

turkey sucks. eat chicken for thanksgiving!

[STFU]

thanksgiving sucks, feasts all of the days

[actionhero]

Other than the caveman turkey legs you get at carnivals, turkey is a waste of meat.

[VTP]

b-teamer can deep fry a bird real good. maybe the best ive had. habanero rub, deep fried. ftw.