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Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:32 pmby slim
"Alabama Hot Pocket"
Used in a sentance:
"Missy hadn't had her boyfriend shit in her vagina in weeks, so she had him perform a Alabama hot pocket."
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:42 pmby pmahnn
And I am thinking I could learn nothing new about gross internet sexual deviance.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:52 pmby evil temptress
I thought you said you were busy now that you got promoted.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:51 pmby Lox
Do you have to sing that little "Hot Pockets!" song while you do this or is that just a bonus for the vagina-shitter?
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:15 pmby slim
evil temptress wrote:I thought you said you were busy now that you got promoted.
Not now. Lit everything and now Im playing poker while making my day rate. Yes have some.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:06 pmby zirc
bury it deep.
i don't want you to fist me anymore.
just the tip, ouch, nevermind.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:23 pmby Mitch
Aaahhh yes, The Michigan Shnauzer
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:36 pmby jeezer
My favorite lately is using the word clam.
Would you like a hot cheese and clam sandwich?
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:56 pmby STFU
Do the blumpkin into an alabama hot pocket, finish wit the dirty sanchez, so leet
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:07 pmby hweight
oldey but goodey: the fish eye.
It's what the recipient of wang (not gendering that individual--openminded ftw) gives the penetrator when he/she looks back during doggy-style. The hole-filler can only see one eye from that angle, giving the illusion that the recipient's ocular configuration mimics that of, say, a flounder.
Note: one cannot perform a proper donkey punch without first receiving the fish eye. This is crucial.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:16 pmby pmahnn
Proper grip on receiver's hair dab. If secured and pulled correctly there is no chance of the fish eye.
Learn to dominate, dude.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:04 pmby slim
what have you ever dominated peeman?
Blumkin while performing Alabama Hot Pocket is indeed leet.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:07 pmby pmahnn
slim wrote:what have you ever dominated peeman?
Bottles of lotion.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:06 pmby hweight
pmahnn wrote:Proper grip on receiver's hair dab. If secured and pulled correctly there is no chance of the fish eye.
Learn to dominate, dude.
Bish, PLZ. Like domination involves just force.
You're probably one of those that demands that your Subs call you "Sir." Pfft. Amateur.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:31 pmby pmahnn
A dominated person should never make eye contact.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:34 pmby skav
It's Admiral, you sniveling shit. Now get your gimp suit on and make me some ceviche.
Re: Funny Sexual Terms
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:35 pmby pmahnn
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