Funny Sexual Terms

[slim]

"Alabama Hot Pocket"

Used in a sentance:

"Missy hadn't had her boyfriend shit in her vagina in weeks, so she had him perform a Alabama hot pocket."

[pmahnn]

And I am thinking I could learn nothing new about gross internet sexual deviance.

[evil temptress]

I thought you said you were busy now that you got promoted.

[Lox]

Do you have to sing that little "Hot Pockets!" song while you do this or is that just a bonus for the vagina-shitter?

[slim]

I thought you said you were busy now that you got promoted.

Not now. Lit everything and now Im playing poker while making my day rate. Yes have some.

[zirc]

bury it deep.

i don't want you to fist me anymore.

just the tip, ouch, nevermind.

[Mitch]

Aaahhh yes, The Michigan Shnauzer

[jeezer]

My favorite lately is using the word clam.

Would you like a hot cheese and clam sandwich?

[STFU]

Do the blumpkin into an alabama hot pocket, finish wit the dirty sanchez, so leet

[hweight]

oldey but goodey: the fish eye.

It's what the recipient of wang (not gendering that individual--openminded ftw) gives the penetrator when he/she looks back during doggy-style. The hole-filler can only see one eye from that angle, giving the illusion that the recipient's ocular configuration mimics that of, say, a flounder.

Note: one cannot perform a proper donkey punch without first receiving the fish eye. This is crucial.

[pmahnn]

Proper grip on receiver's hair dab. If secured and pulled correctly there is no chance of the fish eye.

Learn to dominate, dude.

[slim]

what have you ever dominated peeman?

Blumkin while performing Alabama Hot Pocket is indeed leet.

[pmahnn]

what have you ever dominated peeman?

Bottles of lotion.

[hweight]

Proper grip on receiver's hair dab. If secured and pulled correctly there is no chance of the fish eye.

Learn to dominate, dude.

Bish, PLZ. Like domination involves just force.

You're probably one of those that demands that your Subs call you "Sir." Pfft. Amateur.

[pmahnn]

A dominated person should never make eye contact.

[skav]

It's Admiral, you sniveling shit. Now get your gimp suit on and make me some ceviche.

[pmahnn]

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