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I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:50 pm
by Pru
and I hate you, too

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:35 pm
by Lox
Could you have ridden it out on a dualsport bike, instead of that vibrating bed you're riding?

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:19 am
by hweight
I was once a mini van-driving whore. That was a FUN road trip.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:20 pm
by Betty
When I was a teenager I'd ride in an awesome EuroVan that would get really bad shakes around 120mph. Geez I miss that!

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:30 pm
by Pru
Lox wrote:Could you have ridden it out on a dualsport bike, instead of that vibrating bed you're riding?


I'm thinking yes

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:31 pm
by Lox
BMW GS1100 UPGRADE !!!!!!1111111

And I'm glad you're at least well enough to type... :)

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:34 pm
by Pru
Lox wrote:BMW GS1100 UPGRADE !!!!!!1111111

And I'm glad you're at least well enough to type... :)

I'm afraid I'm stuck with this ride for the forseeable future. 2 brats to put through college and all.

Thanks. I'm okay, just bruised to hell and regretting that I was too in shock to yank that stupid bitch out of her minivan by her blonde hair before she fled the scene

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:50 pm
by joy
hit and runs are a no-no. file a police report pru.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:51 pm
by joy
also: get in chat

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:51 pm
by joy
triple post!

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:58 pm
by pmahnn
Triple post glorification is worthless now that the post rate is 1.34 per day.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:17 pm
by stonefiend
wish i had a sick minivan:

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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:28 pm
by stonefiend
yo this van is sick too:
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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:15 pm
by Pru
stonefiend wrote:wish i had a sick minivan:

be sure to add the motorcycle scoop option

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Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:37 pm
by VTP
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ftw.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:39 pm
by jeezer
Minivan lady was to busy watching your ass and not the road.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:41 am
by drater
hate fucking mini van driving whores FTW

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:02 pm
by pmahnn
Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
pmahnn

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:12 pm
by Pru
pmahnn wrote:Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
pmahnn


Aw, thanks for asking, peemahn! I'm okay. Still bruised and sore but went swimming today for the first time since the spill and it went okay. I drove the car (rainyish here) and on the way home another mini van driving whore (ON HER FUCKING CELL PHONE) turned left in front of me - cut off 2 lanes of traffic coming at her, totally oblivious. I was SOOOO tempted to t-bone her bitch ass, but I'm tired of being injured so I slammed on my brakes.

Re: I fucking hate mini van driving whores

PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:24 pm
by hweight
Pru wrote:
pmahnn wrote:Dear Pru,

How are you feeling?

Kind regards,
pmahnn


Aw, thanks for asking, peemahn! I'm okay. Still bruised and sore but went swimming today for the first time since the spill and it went okay. I drove the car (rainyish here) and on the way home another mini van driving whore (ON HER FUCKING CELL PHONE) turned left in front of me - cut off 2 lanes of traffic coming at her, totally oblivious. I was SOOOO tempted to t-bone her bitch ass, but I'm tired of being injured so I slammed on my brakes.


Teaching some oblivious fuckhole a lesson in self-awareness=/= your health. Good call.