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i hear he's going to be in urban climber mag. some loser is interviewing him. lame.

I hear he's just gonna spew haikus about his crap

Wasn't he already in urban climber?

Yea...I read it. At a gym. How urban of me.

i thought i was gonna be in urban climber once. was let down. crushed soul.

I thought he sold out when he appeared in Dosage 5?

RockPharmer wrote:i thought i was gonna be in urban climber once. was let down. crushed soul.

And then they changed editors. and your puny soul was crushed.

never claimed my soul was anything substantial

my soul is huge

your moms/girlfriends choked on it last night

could barely get the tip in

lol. automated, you're the editor of urban climber.

did you get my e-mail?

Speaking of which ...

criz sold out when he was starred in a video on NoRope.

it was the claw. that's when the thousand mile stare was perfected. the movie star sense of floating through a world intent upon watching one's every move. stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back. something like that.

I've been in Urban Climber and on NoRope - they cancel each other out right?

pathetic.

leaverbiner wrote:I've been in Urban Climber and on NoRope - they cancel each other out right?

so does he whine about his debilitating arthritic life condition?

and in all fairness, any pix in said article should be blurry.

pics are so dope. almost makes the choss criz climbs on look good. ALMOST.

I think Criz is a sell-IN. He needs to get some b.com exPOSEUR in the rags. He needs to get camera crews to do reality style clips of him boldering v4+ through the hip pain, taking shits, and writing haiku... all Japanese style. He needs his own column in Urban Climber and we need a thousand noobs a day asking WB for Joshua Tree toproping advice.

Make this happen too.

Right after tilt shift pron.

ask wb column. good idea.

dear wb: why is everyone but me such a shiteater?
wb speaks: i'm glad you asked!...

you can imagine where it goes from there.

not me. i just read the blogs.