criz is such a sellout

[automated]

i hear he's going to be in urban climber mag. some loser is interviewing him. lame.

[elblat]

I hear he's just gonna spew haikus about his crap

[evil temptress]

Wasn't he already in urban climber?

[pmahnn]

Yea...I read it. At a gym. How urban of me.

[RockPharmer]

i thought i was gonna be in urban climber once. was let down. crushed soul.

[Ikefromla]

I thought he sold out when he appeared in Dosage 5?

[opie]

i thought i was gonna be in urban climber once. was let down. crushed soul.

And then they changed editors. and your puny soul was crushed.

[RockPharmer]

never claimed my soul was anything substantial

[ScreamingMedic]

my soul is huge

your moms/girlfriends choked on it last night

could barely get the tip in

[stonefiend]

lol. automated, you're the editor of urban climber.

did you get my e-mail?

[Ikefromla]

Speaking of which ...

[leaverbiner]

criz sold out when he was starred in a video on NoRope.

[toivo]

it was the claw. that's when the thousand mile stare was perfected. the movie star sense of floating through a world intent upon watching one's every move. stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back. something like that.

[leaverbiner]

I've been in Urban Climber and on NoRope - they cancel each other out right?

[automated]

pathetic.

I've been in Urban Climber and on NoRope - they cancel each other out right?

[KIX]

so does he whine about his debilitating arthritic life condition?

and in all fairness, any pix in said article should be blurry.

[automated]

pics are so dope. almost makes the choss criz climbs on look good. ALMOST.

[Lox]

I think Criz is a sell-IN. He needs to get some b.com exPOSEUR in the rags. He needs to get camera crews to do reality style clips of him boldering v4+ through the hip pain, taking shits, and writing haiku... all Japanese style. He needs his own column in Urban Climber and we need a thousand noobs a day asking WB for Joshua Tree toproping advice.

Make this happen too.

Right after tilt shift pron.

[automated]

ask wb column. good idea.

dear wb: why is everyone but me such a shiteater?
wb speaks: i'm glad you asked!...

you can imagine where it goes from there.

[automated]

not me. i just read the blogs.