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You old hag.

HAPPY 91st! Hangovers for everyone!

Watch out world. I think I saw Jules crowd surfing last night at the V to the sultry vocal stylings of I hate you when you're pregnant. He totally owned werewolves of the apocolypse last night btw. Has she risen yet?

My deepest condolences, Jules.. May your fond memories help ease the pain.

it's seemed like joules aged slower than most. like each joule-year is like 1.78 normal human years. like she's been 18 for nearly 2 years, 19 the same, etc.

well, don't waste your youth. if you can figure that out, fuck yes for you. your 20's are the most amazing raw utilizable time of your life. you never get them back. set some goals and go for it.

~ w. b.

You don't deserve cake.

that's the biggest chocolate chip cookie i've ever seen.

<3 chocolate banana dutch oven bread

skav wrote:You don't deserve cake.

recipe plz

1/4tsp instant yeast
3cups flour
1 1/4tsp salt
Other Shit

Mix it up. Add ~3.5 cups water. Mix it up again, adding a bit more flour or water to get the dough good and shaggy. Cover, let sit for 20 hours. Uncover, fold twice, recover for 30 minutes. Put dough ball seem side down on cotton cloth with bran, flour, coconut, whatever. Put whatever on top. Cover with another cotton cloth and let rise for 2 hours. Preheat dutch oven to 450, put dough in dutch oven covered for 30 minutes. Take cover off and cook for another 15-30 minutes until the crust looks done.


Other shit in the birfday loaf was old bananas, chocolate, and shredded coconut.

20 hours is the alien gestation period.

did you mean

Lox wrote:20 hours is the alien gestation, period.

Uhhh... no.

Just read it and don't second guess the grammar. For a someone who needs so much help with your reading comprehension, the key is to not think you know more than the author. Because you don't.

I'm surprised you haven't had diversity training on this as part of the standard government employee protocol.

it was a joke, man. just a joke.

what crawled up your cunt and died? you seem to be on the rag lately. you can always ban me, you know?

No shit, right. What is he waiting for???

DO NOT SECOND GUESS THE GRAMMAR!!!!!11

i fear we have not gotten rid of god because we still have grammar.