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Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:11 pm
by evil temptress
I'm driving down a narrow residential street (no intersection or crosswalk in site) and some idiot fucking on a bike is stopped in the middle of the road facing me, so I think he waiting for me to pass so he can turn into a house. I slow down and keep going and he emphatically holds his hand up and starts yelling at me and proceeds to yell at me as some woman and her kid cross the street and he continues to yell at me as he bikes by me.

Hey douchebag I don't have to stop for some lady and her kid because she decides to cross the street where there isn't a crosswalk and you think I should stop. Hell, most people in Atlanta don't even stop for people who are in crosswalks.

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Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:41 pm
by lerp
at least he didn't hulk out and crack you in the head with his u-lock.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:08 pm
by wild beast
Midol

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:14 pm
by FreeHueco
Pedestrians. Always. Have. The. Right. Of. Way. End. Of. Story.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:25 pm
by evil temptress
but douche bags don't

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:30 pm
by FreeHueco
That's why the cyclist didn't yield the right of way to you...

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:35 pm
by skav
That is certainly a very serious altercation. I'm deeply grieved by your suffering. Next time, run him over. Douche bags are worth 10 points. 30 if they have a fake tan.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 pm
by evil temptress
i'm not really into running over people, i prefer a maglite to the head.

I'm definitely going to start going by the new rules of just expecting everyone to stop for me if I step in front of traffic since I always have the right of way. Better yet, I'll just have some hipster guy on a bike jump in traffic before me to stop everyone.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:40 pm
by skav
Doesn't cause near enough damage. Same with a car, actually. You fucking people can't do anything right.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:41 pm
by Lox
And you came here looking for sympathy?!?

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:42 pm
by evil temptress
Not really, just wanted to rant since my douche bag boyfriend is at work and my blog is down.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:55 pm
by skav
i hear free hueco
has never played with the strange
haha, ha, loser

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:18 pm
by evil temptress
wild beast wrote:Midol


Shoving a box of tampons in all of your orifices would probably be better at making me feel better.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:10 pm
by hweight
evil temptress wrote:
wild beast wrote:Midol


Shoving a box of tampons in all of your orifices would probably be better at making me feel better.



Don't forget the pee-hole.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:56 pm
by STFU
just be thankful he wasn't carjacking you

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:32 pm
by Whiteflash
STFU wrote:just be thankful he wasn't carjacking you


No shit, A-town crime is out of control. Atlanta city councilman was carjacked a couple weeks back. Good times. http://www.peachpundit.com/2009/07/26/atlanta-city-councilman-carjacked/

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:37 pm
by Octane
FreeHueco wrote:Pedestrians. Always. Have. The. Right. Of. Way. End. Of. Story.


In a cross walk or at an intersection. If somebody runs into moving traffic and gets hit, the driver is usually not cited, unless they were speeding or something. It becomes a problem if the driver flees the scene.

The laws of man should not try to trump the laws of physics. And its still bull-shit: why is a person in a car less important than a person on the street? Cars don't go on sidewalks, pedestrians don't go on road-ways, seems logical to me. Everyone is trying to get somewhere, whether they are driving, walking, biking, boarding whatever. . . just because you are on foot doesn't make you more important than someone in a car.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:39 pm
by Ikefromla
Pffft. Fucking idiots. Maybe I shoulda just bitched about gross morons at the DMV in this thread instead of making my own. ET, I feel for you. The only thing worse than a douchebag on a bike is a hipster douchebag on a bike trying to stop traffic for pedestrians that should be using the crosswalk anyway. You shoulda thrown a cup of hot coffee at him or something.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:36 pm
by evil temptress
hweight wrote:
evil temptress wrote:
wild beast wrote:Midol


Shoving a box of tampons in all of your orifices would probably be better at making me feel better.



Don't forget the pee-hole.


Oh trust me I won't.

Re: Fucking hate idiot douche bags

PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:37 pm
by evil temptress
Ikefromla wrote:Pffft. Fucking idiots. Maybe I shoulda just bitched about gross morons at the DMV in this thread instead of making my own. ET, I feel for you. The only thing worse than a douchebag on a bike is a hipster douchebag on a bike trying to stop traffic for pedestrians that should be using the crosswalk anyway. You shoulda thrown a cup of hot coffee at him or something.


Yeah, the chick didn't want to cross but hipster dumbass kind of forced the issue.

Good thing slim wasn't driving or things would have gotten really ugly.