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fruit

Posted:
Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:19 pm
by stonefiend
Bananas seem more like gourds than fruits. I used to love oranges in the morning, but now i just eat meat and fish. wtf.
Re: fruit

Posted:
Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:58 pm
by RockPharmer
gourds? what fucking kind of bananas are you eating?
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Posted:
Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:59 am
by stonefiend
They just aren't fruit-like. No juices or crispness.
Never heard them called banana-fruit.
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Posted:
Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:17 pm
by FreeHueco
Read your dictionary...
Gourd-like, eh? Have you been prancing around Berkeley in your penis gourd made from a banana skin?
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Posted:
Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:23 pm
by stonefiend
I WILL SNAP NECKS WITH MY BANANA GOURD!
Re: fruit

Posted:
Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:55 pm
by slim
take a lithium and all will become clear.
Re: fruit

Posted:
Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:36 am
by AlwaysLimping
Just discovered sunshine raspberries, my new favorite. Possibly GOAT fruit
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Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:41 pm
by AlwaysLimping
Scratch that. NZ diva apples are unfuckwithable
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:19 am
by slim
Gourds. Go wash some windows stoner.
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Posted:
Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:14 pm
by AlwaysLimping
Your mom loves gourds. Big, dark, veiny ones.
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Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:59 am
by Lox
engourdged?
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Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:42 pm
by RockPharmer
With the bumpy bits
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:50 pm
by AlwaysLimping
Just bought a dozen apples from the local farmers market. Tatted up blond bish manning the table assured me they were great. They taste like clumps of dirt.
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Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:49 am
by AlwaysLimping
Honeycrisps. Drool
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Posted:
Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:19 pm
by toivo
ferment the apples first, then bring back pie.
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Posted:
Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:39 am
by Tronic
Kiwiberries