Chickens!

[evil temptress]

Who said this was for sport? This is a fucking VENDETTA.

Seriously though fighting squirrels in these parts is like standing up to the red army. Shoot one and ten pop up in it's place to eat your veggies and bird seed. I should start saving pelts and stitch myself a quilt or something.

[slim]

Beeman, bought at the local Walmart. But you can find a better one for less here:

http://www.airgundepot.com/

I found that site after I had used the gun. Oh well.

[600#gorilla]

oh hellz yeah.

first thing that popped up on google.

die, pidgeons, die!

[slim]

You will kill so many pidgeons the smell will be unbearable. I recommend fire.

[600#gorilla]

tech force contender 89!

[600#gorilla]

did i mention that if i bought one of those right now my wife would bust out my glock 17 and shoot me full of holes?

[slim]

I thought your wife was rich and you were on the gravy train. If not sell one of your old lenses to me and go to war.

http://www.airgundepot.com/gamo-whisper-22.html

This one gets great reviews and is quiet as shit.

Next one I get is going to be a beast. Gotta get a few more kills to make the initial investment more worthwhile.

Good hunting Gorilla. Now back to poker...

[evil temptress]

Apparently slim doesn't think I am the best wife in the world and deleted his post.

[slim]

Apparently slim doesn't think I am the best wife in the world and deleted his post.

You are the best wife a redneck could hope to have. But post under your own username. Ho.

[evil temptress]

Gee thanks for the great complement.

I'll stop posting under your username when you figure out how to get your POS mac to connect to the internet correctly and stop using my stinkpad to play poker.

[slim]

I don't want viruses on my computer.

[TMCleavor]

A virus couldnt make your Crapple run any worse.

[ipoach]

DEEP FRY THEM NOW!!!11!1!!11

[slim]

DEEP FRY THEM NOW!!!11!1!!11

They are too small for frying you dumb texan.

[ipoach]

DEEP FRY THEM NOW!!!11!1!!11

They are too small for frying you dumb texan.

Nothing is EVAR "TEW SMALL" to deep fry you FAWKING YANK

[slim]

well if you want to try gnawing on some stringy two month old laying hen come on over.

I want to raise quail for eating. just gotta scratch my old hens head a little first.

[evil temptress]

Nothing is EVAR "TEW SMALL"

Is that what you keep telling the girls?

[evil temptress]

I want to raise quail for eating. just gotta scratch my old hens head a little first.

You are going to have to do way more than that.

[leaverbiner]

slim, once you've had enough practice with the squirrels you can come to my house, sit on the deck and pick off golfers. I desperately want a paintball gun that is reliable from 150 so I can shoot douchebags on the 17th green. I think pellets might get me arrested.

[Tronic]

Amazing costume. One would get shot for sure. A giant chicken version would be gnarr too. How are the fresh eggs coming along? Any varmint problems?