criz'z setting stats

[stonefiend]

It's a marketing deal wifebeater & co. made with perma-water to enhance visual nipple appeal. Lift the meatflap to engage with undermammodorz.

[zirc]

18 new boulder probs

[600#gorilla]

tribute to wildbeast.

[zirc]

10 new bps
5 trs
1 lead

[600#gorilla]

did i mention that i just took a dump?

[AlwaysLimping]

the hand eye coordination/grip tension needed to navigate traffic on the drive to criz's gym doubles most of the difficulty levels.


that being said, i flashed one of his v9s yesterday.


shit was softer than FAGE

[zirc]

forgot to tell you, last thurs set
10 boulder probs
5 tr's
1 lead

[zirc]

oh and last night i set
17 boulder probs
4 trs

[skav]

In that badass shirt, right? Is that the source of your setting power?

[600#gorilla]

[AlwaysLimping]

criz have you set at the gv recently? just signed back up. should i put in a request?

[zirc]

i have not. up to you, do you want shoulder wrecking boulder probs?

last thurs:

3 leads
14 boulder probs.

[600#gorilla]

Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Wait a minute !

Now listen here people !I’m talkin’ about the death of Boldering,

And who killed it.

I’m talkin’ about the blues. I’m talkin’ about the news. Have you heard, have you heard, Have you heard the word ?

douchebags are killing our fair sister!

Rock Climbing forums are dead.

Boldering is dead.

Now I didn’t want to be the one to lay it on ya sweetheart, but I used to be a little fellow traveler.

I used to think we had the whole thing sewed up, mama.

Then I realized,

christ trolls, the desperate and unemployed - and even gymbos are the sign that the apocalypse is now.

boldering is dying, baby.

I wanna see some fun ! I wanna see some hanging out ! I wanna see my people: Non-political,

Arithmetical, Transcendental, Irathamadental, Coolambindang bupalookanimbo… !

Are you ready to bolder my baby ?

Yeah, I like it real slow, I like it real bad, I like to get myself together, I love to hear you get undressed -

Naked woman, out of doors, and by the bolders.

Sun goin’ down, way out on the sea, here she comes, little girl, gonna set me free. Alright c’mon, now…

one more time…

Yeah…

Well I got my boldering pad, gonna get on the train and run, yeah…

Well that big black bolder gonna get my chalk,

Big black bolder,
Yeah the big black bolder, gonna get my bolder,
Gonna take her, gonna hug her, gonna… whoa !!
Gonna love, love, love, love a dingo yeah…
Big black bolder.

Now when I got home,
I heard my daddy say,

You want a little piece of the rock ?
Do you want a little peace on the rock ?
Do you want a little soul replacement?
Do you want a little 5.10 stealth?

I could not help myself, I could not help myself,

Help ! Help !

I’m dyin’ ! I’m dyin’ ! I’m dyin’ !

I’m die - die - digadigadoohdah whoa !

It’s over !
It’s over !
Have mercy !
Have mercy !
Have mercy on your poor son !

We had some good times.
We had a few good times.
But
Those good little times - you know where they are ?
They’re absolutely, positively under the ground.
And
As long as I got breath, the death of boldering
Is the death of me,
And rock climbing is dead
Well, we’re dead… alright… yeah !…

BOLDERING IS DEAD

[Tronic]

... Only sleeping.

[toivo]

There is always plastic. Rock is in limited supply. but there is always plastic, until the plastic runs out.

Criz- what do you see as a shoulder wrecking kind of movement? interested in the mortality and limits of the species.

Someone needs to make Gorrila's poem into a song. Please get back onthis

[600#gorilla]

for tovio

Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew.
Floating down, the sound surrounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Walk away, Gaskins, Terremer, The story of two worlds,
Hydrangea, Anam Cara, can frighten.
Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew.
Floating down, the sound surrounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Tonino, Practice of the Wild, From Dirt Grows Flowers, Gioia
The Island, Jade can frighten.
Blinding signs flap,
Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
Highball Scare, Dan Osman, who's there?
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters under
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters underground.

[zirc]

bolted 2 more routes last night. 4 total now.

[stonefiend]

Setting too much... do some deadlifts bro.

[toivo]

for tovio

Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew.
Floating down, the sound surrounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Walk away, Gaskins, Terremer, The story of two worlds,
Hydrangea, Anam Cara, can frighten.
Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew.
Floating down, the sound surrounds
Around the icy waters underground.
Tonino, Practice of the Wild, From Dirt Grows Flowers, Gioia
The Island, Jade can frighten.
Blinding signs flap,
Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
Highball Scare, Dan Osman, who's there?
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters under
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
The icy waters underground.

That refrain is freaking mezmerising. Reminds me of absynthe. It's comforting somehow to think that there's water underground.

[AlwaysLimping]

lol @ 600#