South Africa, 2010

[wild beast]

fuck. i was at "The Yard House" in Brea today. fuck do i miss nice establishments with nice people and nice looking girls in nice clothes sitting in nicely adorned booths and on nice chairs and with a nice oval bar with nice taps going all the fucking way around (1st time for Dog Fish Head IPA 90 ASDF$%$#% or whatever it is called and its FUCKINGGOOD!!).

hella nice place just cool, classy slick.. fuck i may need to move outta this hole soon. OH YEAH!! the game was on like 5000 big ass flat screen motherfuckers. saw 2 goals, one of which was that sick-ass head butt (no pun intended). fuck.k nice.

i guess when you are in a VERY nice place anything you are watching becomes nice. but the crowd was eclectic and actually knew what the game was. and it was LUNCH. LUNCH.

fuck.

access to everything nice about the outdoors (sans surf) is nice. but access to VAGINA and other places that cultivate and foster a region that supports the occupancy of VAGINA is nice too. fuck.

oh yeah.. if the Netherlands win, they say "FREE CHILD PORN AND DRUGS!!" for anyone who supported them -

[wild beast]

i had Spain and Netherlands from the start, don't let me down LA ROJO!!!!!!!!!! although the German counter attacks could prove too much, we shall see

you lying sack of shit. everyone says that when it comes down to the semis "OMFG!! I TOTALLYZ PICKEDS THEMS!!"

[skav]

I watched the game at the P&T with a cute Dutch chick. I hope she has child porn.

[hweight]

Venga Espana!

[Lox]

No me jodes asi, tio.

[Tronic]

¡Va a estar de puta madre, chaval! Espero que ganen.

[skav]

So glad Germany lost even though I expected them to win.

Hate German fans. So much.

[slim]

porchie why are you so jealous of humanity? does watching athletics reinforce your perception of your own physical weakness? avert your gaze if you cannot tolerate watching the glory of man.

[hweight]

No me jodes asi, tio.

joderse? No se esa palabra.

[Lox]

De veras?!???!

http://www.wordreference.com/es/en/tran ... en=joderse

I love the annotation "vernacular, vulgar, offensive"... lol.

[Lox]

You're a fanboy of not being a fanboy.

Same difference, FANBOY !!!!!!111111111

[Lox]

I think the secret deftones dooshbag fanboi past automatically disqualifies you.

HELLO SUCKRAMENTO! ARE YOU READY TO KIND OF ROCK?!?!?! WHITE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY !!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

[Lox]

Anyway... I am psyched to see Spain take the Dutch juggernaut down. Or maybe legal weed just makes you swole at soccer... this game is goinng to be good either way.

[slim]

Niceporch,

So instead of going to the Louvre and admiring the great works of art by past masters you would rather take a steamy shit in the middle of the lobby and admire the kernels of corn that evaded your intestine on your way to your anus? You are P's fanboy. deal.

Slim

[malachi]

Young hipsters throughout history create identity by vocally refusing to be a fan of anything that isn't ironic to be a fan of (in this context irony could include things like Rodeo - but not bull riding; NASCAR - with a lot of talk about how Dale Sr was the shit; Charlie's Angles - the TV show not the movies).

It's a simple method of indicating your independence that comes soon after leaving the nest.

Don't hate Porchie for doing this - it's natural.

[600#gorilla]

thank god porch pie isn't as dumb as WB,

but there is no way that i'm going to read that novella that NP posted.

anything that long is an excuse.

[slim]

Porchies hatred is directly proportional to the size of the subjects thigh muscles.

[toivo]

the game today was pretty good for the last little bit. what really helped out was sunbathing through the first half.

soccer should be more like baseball, with endless innings.

[slim]

sunbating? you're worse than porchie.

[toivo]

took a little swim there too. it was a long halftime.