Cuttingboards. Discuss.

[Bug]

Marble's only for kneeding pastry dough

everyone knows this

[actionhero]

P.S. - When does the new season of Queer Eye start?

[Ikefromla]

Marble's only for kneeding pastry dough

everyone knows this

I did not know this, probably because I don't bake pastries.

[Bug]

Marble is cool, helps the butter in the dough from becoming liquid due to heat of kneeding.

NP, Skav, can one of you rednecks explain the making of biscuits?

Can you mix proper cement? if you can, you can make good biscuits, pie dough too. Same principals. Not too wet, not too dry, don't overmix.

[VTP]

uh.

bash the pillsbury tube on the countertop.

twist.

put them on a pan.

mmmmm.

[Ikefromla]

OMG so redneck right now.

[VTP]

how are p-berry buttermilk grands redneck? those layers with honey are delicious.

asdf.

[Ikefromla]

deliciously redneck?

[Lox]

Those biscuits make decent donuts.

[VTP]

dude, its pillsbury, wtf there is nothing remotely redneck about biscuits.

you pop the tube open, put it on a baking sheet, bake them and eat them with honey and jam. its amazing and if you havent lately you should. dammit. take some sausage pattys and some EGGZ and put some cheez on that bish and its divine. that shit will get you into heaven. acting like you don't know biscuits. fucks sake. ever had bluebell ice cream?!?!? gd you think living in a big city that youre so well versed and worldly....

we're talking about the american ... culture. biscuits. CORNBREAD! mf FRITTERS!!!

bump fer donuts and monkey bread ftw too..i want some right now. dammit ike, see me rollin you HATIN.

deliciously redneck?

...asdf this is why im fat.

[VTP]

redneck is pigs feet and pickled egg.

[VTP]

elusive triple post.

[RockPharmer]

pillsbury = lazy redneck

fresh buttermilk biscuits at 5AM = down home country boy

[VTP]

horseshit.

[hweight]

biscuits: 2 options

3 ounces plain flour, 2 ounces butter, 1 ounce sugar, a little water/milk to bind.

-or-

3 tbsp mayo, 2 cup self-rising flour, 1/2 cup milk.


The first version is great with sausage gravy; the second is AMAZING with country ham and cane syrup.

[Bug]

It is gravy that makes biscuits redneck, completely.

Gravy

[VTP]

asdf, biscuits and gravy are NOT redneck. shit.

you guys need to come down to texas lake country and ill show you redneck. these people missed out on evolution at some point...pfft.

noodling for catfish...that shit is redneck. biscuits and gravy. sausage egg and chee. butter and jam. shit is county...not redneck.

[Lox]

Redeye gravy is hella redneck, bro.

[hweight]

Redneck or not, it's on my short list of a condemned man's last meal.

[Ikefromla]

did you mean country, not county? never heard of county style cookin.