criz is such a sellout

[Lox]

And who calls them "rags" ?!?!?!

Fucking skullfarmers.

[ScreamingMedic]

man lox i can understand the interest in tilt shift porn but in all honesty i think everyone would come out looking like sex dolls considering tiltshit makes everything look like models and toys

[Lox]

Yes.

I like to play with toys.

[zirc]

who here shaves their balls?

[ScreamingMedic]

once or twice?

[automated]

who here shaves their balls?

me

[stonefiend]

cheap clippers chew the scrotum down to your testicle.

[RockPharmer]

so do cheap whores

[ScreamingMedic]

so does jerking off with nair

i swear to god i thought it was just lotion

[zirc]

so who wants an autographed copy?

[automated]

i think it looks pretty phat.

[Ikefromla]

The Koots is Loose! Muahahaha! Good opening shot. Plus Supertanker is cool lookin.

[Ikefromla]

you never say ANYTHING. I know you're going for highest postcount, but FUUUCK. content is greater than volume. seriously.

[Lox]

Ahh yes... tipping the scale toward dooshdom begins with chasing the postcount to the point where you post "popcorns."

Yesh u can haz subztance?

[skav]

All modern postwhoring is a mere shadow of my former glory.

Content is vastly overrated.

[Lox]

Consume literature, shit prose. Life is good.