got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby Tronic » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Are you taking the voltaren? That stuff sounds heavy. I got some sweet, old man heberndens nodes poppin. Are supplements worth a damn? Who takes em? Worth it?
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby Cardboard_Dog » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:19 pm

Unfortunately old boulderers with hip problems inevitably become trad climbers. Have the Dr. put you down now to save you the pain and misery.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby KIX » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:50 pm

apparently crimps on the 45 wall is not the best way to rehab multiple wrist injuries. not sure thats an age thing but the incessant residual pain tells me that maybe it is. theres some free wizdumb for you.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby hweight » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:26 pm

KIX wrote:apparently crimps on the 45 wall is not the best way to rehab multiple wrist injuries. not sure thats an age thing but the incessant residual pain tells me that maybe it is. theres some free wizdumb for you.



more free wizdumb: rehab your wrists by jacking off more often, taking special care to isolate the forearm/wrist action and keep the shoulder out of it.

Note:
1) buy lube. This is not an option.

2)the smaller the peen, the easier it is to isolate the wrist (so I've heard);

2) to truly benefit from this treatment, you might need to be either a master of the tantric orgasm OR a lot of viagra.

Keep it up for a month and report results.

You're welcome.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby Lox » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:08 pm

Campus the ballpeenis already. Sheesh.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby hweight » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:53 pm

Lox wrote:Campus the ballpeenis already. Sheesh.



Exactly. "Fwapfwapfwapfwap"=the sound of healing.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby KIX » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:06 pm

I am highly skeptical since it certainly did not work as preventative medicine and I suspect that your prescription is nothing more than another attempt by to you to instruct a male student on masturbation.
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Re: got diagnosed (need decrepit elderly input)

Postby hweight » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:10 pm

KIX wrote:I am highly skeptical since it certainly did not work as preventative medicine and I suspect that your prescription is nothing more than another attempt by to you to instruct a male student on masturbation.



After reading their version of "analysis," I assured that they don't need my help with that. Bu-dump-bump.
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