Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby pmahnn » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:36 pm

You may be right, considering the chances of that are greater than him becoming a mod.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby Ikefromla » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:43 pm

He must be stopped before it's too late.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:44 pm

No shit. Lets not start a BBQ thread just yet.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby Lox » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:06 pm

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... BBQ.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:26 pm

niceporch wrote:how's it feel to have your thread CRUSHED by the porch.

bitches don't even know.


I'm contemplating suicide.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby zirc » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:53 pm

slim, what is ANGER?
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby wild beast » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:33 pm

koalajism,

should a non-negro / black / female afro-american win a beauty pageant at a university that is for negro / black / afro-american people?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44234

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blog ... black-omg/

Image

since you are a shit eater and a de-facto expert on "reverse racism", would you consider this "reverse racism'??
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby Lox » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:57 pm

I have no opinion until I know if baby got back.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby Ikefromla » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:24 am

Slim,
Why is it that porch even wants to be a mod? I mean, wtf would he do with mod priveleges? Photoshop tefelin onto my avatar or something? I mean, does he really want to have to delete campusmang repeatedly? Please shed some light.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:19 am

zirc wrote:slim, what is ANGER?


Anger is the emotion WB feels when he peers down between his legs in the shower.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:20 am

Ikefromla wrote:Slim,
Why is it that porch even wants to be a mod? I mean, wtf would he do with mod priveleges? Photoshop tefelin onto my avatar or something? I mean, does he really want to have to delete campusmang repeatedly? Please shed some light.


It is the first step of many in his quest to rule the world with his IRON SHOULDERS.

Campusmanq is a trifle.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby hweight » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:00 am

Dear slim,

1)If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? Please explain you answer.

2) Given your answer, what does that make et?


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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:54 pm

hweight wrote:Dear slim,

1)If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? Please explain you answer.

2) Given your answer, what does that make et?

thanks,
hweight


1) I would be a hash cookie of course. Probably a chocolate chip with a gram or so of Moroccan Blonde. Coma in one gulp. Do I need to explain any more than I'm a stoner at heart and a cookie might as well affect your mind as well as taste good?

2) ET would be milk. Because we go well together. What goes better with a coma inducing hash cookie than a cool frosty glass of milk?
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby hweight » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:19 pm

slim wrote:
hweight wrote:Dear slim,

1)If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? Please explain you answer.

2) Given your answer, what does that make et?

thanks,
hweight


1) I would be a hash cookie of course. Probably a chocolate chip with a gram or so of Moroccan Blonde. Coma in one gulp. Do I need to explain any more than I'm a stoner at heart and a cookie might as well affect your mind as well as taste good?

2) ET would be milk. Because we go well together. What goes better with a coma inducing hash cookie than a cool frosty glass of milk?



Dear slim,


Did you decide to go with the milk metaphor because you knew et would be reading, or are you just not that creative?

Would you dip the cookie first?

Inquiring,

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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby Lox » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:38 pm

Slim, I got this one.

Porch, the answer to your post is:

Wish in one hand, spit in the other... and then see which one has something in it.

That is all.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:41 pm

hweight wrote:
slim wrote:
hweight wrote:Dear slim,

1)If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? Please explain you answer.

2) Given your answer, what does that make et?

thanks,
hweight


1) I would be a hash cookie of course. Probably a chocolate chip with a gram or so of Moroccan Blonde. Coma in one gulp. Do I need to explain any more than I'm a stoner at heart and a cookie might as well affect your mind as well as taste good?

2) ET would be milk. Because we go well together. What goes better with a coma inducing hash cookie than a cool frosty glass of milk?



Dear slim,


Did you decide to go with the milk metaphor because you knew et would be reading, or are you just not that creative?

Would you dip the cookie first?

Inquiring,

hweight


A little of both. Im in the middle of packing for a beach trip and trying to fit two road bikes and luggages in my WRX cuz im too cheap to buy a bike rack. I'm also trying to figure out dinner. Sorry my metaphorical responses aren't up to your discerning standards. Feel free to try Porchie in his similarly titled thread. I'm sure you will get a scintillating response.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:43 pm

Lox wrote:Slim, I got this one.

Porch, the answer to your post is:

Wish in one hand, spit in the other... and then see which one has something in it.

That is all.


Thx LOX that was quite appropriate.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby hweight » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:55 pm

slim wrote:
A little of both. Im in the middle of packing for a beach trip and trying to fit two road bikes and luggages in my WRX cuz im too cheap to buy a bike rack. I'm also trying to figure out dinner. Sorry my metaphorical responses aren't up to your discerning standards. Feel free to try Porchie in his similarly titled thread. I'm sure you will get a scintillating response.


But not asking np is way too much fun.

And the question begged for that answer, so it's my fault, really.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby wild beast » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:03 pm

Slim,

What does shit taste like?

Also, if you make niceporch a mod, i will quit boldering.com forever.
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Re: Cmon, Ask Slim Anything

Postby slim » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:42 am

xmang wrote:
slim wrote:I have an opinion on everything. Go ahead. Ask away.


do u still eat raw chicken?


Never did. Raw pork beef fish shellfish pretty much anything else. Yes. Duck yes. Chicken no.
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