no, ask me anything.

[pmahnn]

Why?

[evil temptress]

Why the fuck did you climb at boat rock on a perfectly gorgeous day?

[hweight]

np,

Are you paid to fuck that polar bear?


Sincerely,

hweight

[Ikefromla]

I ask you to please post less drivel.

[skav]

sup?

[blimp]

why is your thread so much shorter than koala slim's?

[skav]

dab.

[Ikefromla]

fuck, would you go rock climbing or something? jeeeeebus

[Lox]

anything?

[skav]

man, you fucked up your opportunity. you knew i'd call dab on this.

[pmahnn]

Reading this thread reminds me of

[ScreamingMedic]

np,

Are you paid to fuck that polar bear?


Sincerely,

hweight

that's not a polar bear



everybody knows niceporch gets paid to fuck turtles.

[hweight]

The turtle seems fine with it, he must be using a silicone-based lube.

[hweight]

Dear Porchie,

What should I ask slim? He's so smart, and I really want to impress him. And since you're playing the part of hapless doppelganger and all-around "wit," I thought that I'd ask you.


Thanks,

hweight

[ScreamingMedic]

oh come on

you can't be nearly as butt hurt as that turtle.

apparently you are.

[joy]

dear porchiepie,

are you aware that you bear a resemblance not only to Michael C. Hall, but also to some of the mannerisms and facial expressions of his current character Dexter? because every time I watch that show and see him make faces while killing someone, playing with blood, or plotting the next kill, it reminds me of you.

Thanks!
joy

[slim]

I think he's trying to channel what a psychopath would look like during those moments of killing people. Thus I'm not surprised they remind you of porchie. My thread rules. Bow down to your god.

[pmahnn]

dear porchiepie,

are you aware that you bear a resemblance not only to Michael C. Hall, but also to some of the mannerisms and facial expressions of his current character Dexter? because every time I watch that show and see him make faces while killing someone, playing with blood, or plotting the next kill, it reminds me of you.

Thanks!
joy

I don't find this season very captivating. Whatever the previous seasons had this does not.

Dear Niceporch,

Why is this season no good?

Sincerely,
peeeeman

[Ikefromla]

gym climbing tomorrow.

i walk there.

so jealous u r.

I said rock climbing. Are you developmentally delayed? I meant go somewhere you can't walk, like I'm about to go do for the forth time this week, so you spend less time posting here. Clearly you are the jealous one.
Ps. Your shoulders are so weak.

[pmahnn]

You wont be a mod.