Does aggressive brushing polish holds faster?

[Lox]

So john... where'd you go?

[zirc]

Green Lapis is SHRN

only legit product from lapis.

[zirc]

Reasons why limestone sucks.

Limestone...
1. more often forms cliffs than boulders.
2. tweaks tendons.
3. is abundant in Florida.
4. is brittle choss.
5. is agonizingly sharp.
6. is rotten near the ground.
7. greases super quick.
8. does not filter water as well as sandstone.
9. lacks texture.
10. is where faggots hang out.
11. is a glorified seashell collection.
12. cliffs look all the same.
13. holds look all the same.
14. climbing feels like gym climbing.
15. things that go pop was a terrible band.
16. aretes are rare.
17. seeps like a mother fucker.
18. lends itself to dropknees.
19. can have triple-topouts. WTF???
20. problems can be "feet first".
21. is not aesthetic.
22. kills.
23. has goddamn ferns everywhere.
24. has ass-dragging roofs
25. bouldering areas are small.
26. actionhero is a limestone-loving pussy.
27. is generally devoid of features.
28. slab climbing is retarded.
29. lake climbs have daisy chain starts.
30. is completely over-hyped.
31. is not typically found in Appalachia.
32. is practically impossible to smear on.
33. is oh great another pocket.
34. is missing sick iron bands.
35. is eliminate hell.
36. is featured on bloodyflapper.com.
37. is photographed by Merrick Ales.
38. is illegal to climb on on that side of the stream.
39. forms most of the well-known nature cave systems (wikipedia). caving is invalid.
40. tufas are phallic.
41. is what your mom climbs.
42. attracts tards.
43. attracts tourists. who is this bitch taking my picture at mckinney falls?
44. lox will never send the receptionist.
45. what's with the one shoe off problem?
46. is what your dog climbs.
47. is where you have to deal with BVB.
48. is often only accessible by boat.
49. was so hot last year.
50. slopers can't hold a candle to southern slopers.
51. imma let you finish but sandstone was the best stone of all TIME.
52. is more vulnerable to chemical weathering than other rocks.
53. is what filters water for the shitty lager Lone Star.
54. is the opposite of ergonomic.
55. only comprises approximately 10% of sedimentary rocks (wikipedia).
56. climbing is sickeningly tenuous in that your hands or feet can blow without warning.
57. is shoe polish hell.
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etcetera.

lolx

[Lox]

Problem with #44 on the list being totally wrong. Obviously, with such simple factual errors, the entire list is flawed.

Should be the 57 facets of Porch's vagina list.

SUKIT.

[Lox]

51 is just rood.

[Ikefromla]

SO many of those are just straight up WRONG.
13, 21, and 27 are pure and absolute fiction.

[Lox]

Sandstone sucks the number of grains of sand it is made up from number.

Infinity suck.

You have 57 shades of green.

[Ikefromla]

lolz. envy indeed.